dekutree:

that’s a *scans* *beep* $2 hairdo

dekutree:

that’s a *scans* *beep* $2 hairdo

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precumming:

SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT

theanti90smovement:

Me: is very chill
You: is not very chill and should probably take some lessons from me. $45 dollars for the first hour plus $10 an hour for any additional time.

i just want that beyonce song from the 50 shades trailer 

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farorescourage:

cannedviennasausage:

basedpidgeot:

lydiapocalypse:

maxofs2d:

i’m pretty sure nobody will ever be able to top this

please

call the police

in c r e di ble

bury me to this song

mister-dorkangelo:

//has headcanon that Jason likes to chill by windows on the Argo II.

mister-dorkangelo:

//has headcanon that Jason likes to chill by windows on the Argo II.

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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avatarskorra:

avatarskorra:

me reading the holy bible


the new testament

avatarskorra:

avatarskorra:

me reading the holy bible

the new testament

gayreyna said: how are they even going to make it a movie from what i understand it’s literally a porno with poorly written bdsm

the trailer looks like a horror movie with a few clips of poorly filmed abuse bdsm it’s literally just a high budget porn